I don’t want to hear the dog ate your homework.
is that professor mcgonagall
go ahead, like her picture. next you’ll message her and sweet talk her. your charming smile might convince her to go out on the town with you. you’ll hookup in your car and you’ll drive her home late in the night.
that’s what we used to do.
The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real