1. whores:

    if we’re dating you’re allowed to touch my butt whenever you want

    (via stanaticobsession)

     

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  3. discovers:

    hahaha omfg

    (Source: g-uys, via w-a-ll-f-l-o-wer)

     

  4. peacelovemusic09:

    satanmoriarty:

    dizpotter:

    CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS?

    I mean, can we just talk about how this parallels the actual education system?  Where they’re so concerned about teaching us things like logarithms and graphing that we don’t know shit about what’s actually out there in the adult world, like doing taxes or writing checks or anything?  I mean, “It is the view of the Ministry that a theoretical knowledge will be sufficient to get you through your examinations, which after all, is what school is all about.”  School children are often under the impression that getting A’s in all their classes ensures a successful future, but really, it’s so ignorant because the real world isn’t just one big question-and-answer paper.  There is so much more to the world than being able to give back information like some kind of super-computer, and brainwashing children into thinking that theory is key is just going to lead to a bunch of children falling flat on their faces when they’re pushed into the adult world and feel as if everything new they try to do is wrong because it wasn’t taught to them step-by-step.  I just really love Harry’s line, “And how is theory supposed to prepare us for what’s out there?” because I feel as if sometimes we just learn things for the sake of knowing them, despite whether it is actually useful. Yes, school is important, and getting bad grades isn’t a good way to start your future, but it’s so much more than that, you see.

    this sounds a lot like something Hermione would say

    but actually.

    (Source: dracoharrys, via claudelovesalois)

     

  5. fuckyeahdementia:

    Scumbag Genetics

    (Source: corgiscatsandmemes, via claudelovesalois)

     

  6. I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I’VE QUOTED THIS WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING

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  7. youputthetowelonthetable:

    barryyouasshole:

    What does a nosey pepper do?

    It gets

    jalapeño business

    image

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  8. internetexplorers:

    DROPPING A SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER IS ONE OF THE MOST TERRIFYING EXPERIENCES IN LIFE

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    1. me: instantly jumps to worst possible conclusion
     


  9. kawaii-santa-chan:

    kawaii-santa-chan:

    kawaii-santa-chan:

    there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in

    update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a teacher

    UPDATE: THE PRINCIPLE WALKED IN AND DIDNT NOTICE ANYTHING

    (Source: stridazzle, via stanaticobsession)